What is Piss Perfect?

Piss perfect is not one thing.

This kit contains several components, including a penis prosthetic that should discreetly deliver your urine on the day of your sample so you can get what you want.

Piss Perfect is a relatively new product on the market and comes from a company named 513 Ventures.

The Piss Perfect system will compete with the industry leaders Monkey Dong and whizzinator.

These products use similar prosthetics to make anyone staring at your crotch while you're receiving samples think it's actually your own penis.

Piss Perfect's makers did market research, and they decided that there was still room for another player to enter the synthetic urine strap-on delivery system industry.

Whizzinator has also done its homework regarding the design of this urine belt.

It looks very realistic and comes in 5 different shades meant to simulate various men's skin tones.

But such devices are, at best, mediocre. They are often used to expose the wearer for trying to circumvent legal procedures regarding urine samples.

Later, we'll talk more about that.

What do you get with the Piss Perfect kit?

Piss Perfect, unlike other similar products, is not synthetic urine. It's a kit that uses a belt to deliver synthetic urine into the cup.

The kit must be more than a simple fake willy to achieve this.

The Piss Perfect fake urine delivery kit comes with sticky hand warmers that keep the synthetic urine at the perfect temperature. It also includes a large syringe to transfer your fetish pee to the Piss Perfect pouch and detailed instructions in case you ever need them.

It does not include a temperature gauge. This is not a deal-breaker.

According to 513, the realistic Piss Perfect artificial urine delivery shaft can be operated quickly and easily with one hand. This allows you to use your other hand to poke a finger into the eyes of anyone watching.

We found that if you plan to use it on the day of a urine test, you should practice first.

You'll need it if you use it. Why would you do that?

Does the Piss-Perfect Synthetic Urine System Work?

It is a real need to have products that allow honest, hardworking, and sober people to take back control of their private lives.

We welcome any product that helps us meet this need.

We'll tell you why we think Piss Perfect is a disappointment.

Piss Perfect is a great product.

The synthetic urine is delivered with a smooth and even flow. It looks as if it is the real thing.

There's more than just wearing the right-colored straps to pass a drug test.

If you don't care about looking like you ate Viagra for breakfast, you can go ahead and do it instead of vitamins.

Piss Perfect gives the illusion of an erection, even if it is synthetic. Or, at least, a semi-erection.

We prefer to take a chance with Quick Fix or detox for two weeks before testing.

Although we know it's not always possible.

What is the price of Piss Perfect?

You may order the Piss Perfect penis if you are not concerned about its difficulty in concealment.

The price is the second problem you will face with Piss Perfect.

Piss Perfect's urine delivery will cost you approximately $120 (before shipping). You'll need to buy some other brands as well.

Or, as they suggest, Clean Pee.

Where can I buy Piss Perfect products?

It's entirely up to the individual whether they purchase Piss Perfect or a urine system. You can buy some at www.pissperfect.com if neither the indiscreetness nor the price of it dissuades you.

But we're not queuing up.

Why? We wouldn't take the chance if this were our urine test.

This seems like an ideal solution for having someone with you while you pee, but we doubt it will ever get that far. That uber-realistic artificial would likely expose you the moment you walked through the door of the urine test.

You will be sent to the unemployment queue.

The conclusion of the article is:

What's the bottom line? Can we recommend Piss Perfect urine delivery?

Unfortunately, no.

It's too bulky and unwieldy for a practical system to deliver urine.

We're going to stick with whizzinators until something better is developed. It's easy to apply, has a good track record of producing positive results, and won't cost you more than one round of drinks in a busy club.